"Christmas is weird. It's the only time of year when we love to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks."

Charlie Brown: Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?   

"I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
- Shirley Temple